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about time From lyndiloi in how many times? (254 days old)

I thought it about time I caught up with all you fine people as I havent 'blogged' for ages. Just as well as I have been a right miserable sod so I apologise for not getting back to some of you when … more
who would have thought it From lyndiloi in how many times? (262 days old)

Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don't lie and don't cheat. WD… more
doldrums From lyndiloi in how many times? (297 days old)

I am feeling sad and a bit low but i dont know what to do to change I suppose I do but dont know how to do it should I say. Life should be good so why dont I feel it, why do I always want what I cant… more
its me again From lyndiloi in how many times? (303 days old)

Well at least it is in body not sure where my spirit is. I have been back nearly 2 weeks now and although I really missed Dh while I was away I seem to be missing my son and his wife now I am here I … more
quote of the day From lyndiloi in how many times? (303 days old)

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. … more
this tickled me! From lyndiloi in how many times? (313 days old)

Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of he… more
an update From lyndiloi in how many times? (335 days old)

just to let you know we are in the middle of a blizzard here the temp has been down to -15c and I havent even bothered to put me nose out the door. My son went out to the mail box (down the drive her… more
missing him so much From lyndiloi in how many times? (336 days old)

hi just thought I would catch up with my blog. well I have been here in the US 1 week and I am so missing DH we talk everyday at once on the phone but its when you are apart you realise how valuabl… more
PS From lyndiloi in how many times? (349 days old)

anyone who is bemoaning the chance to have peace and quiet and be glad when the kids are grown up and left home please please think about it and enjoy every single moment as much as you can because al… more
updated me From lyndiloi in how many times? (349 days old)

I thought it has been a while since I updated my personal life on here so here goes to anyone interested...well I suppose you wouldnt have got htis far if you werent..... It is less than a week til I… more
times are hard From lyndiloi in how many times? (350 days old)

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. … more
obituary of Mr Common Sense From lyndiloi in how many times? (352 days old)

Subject: London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense > > 'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years'. No one kn… more
cake or bed From lyndiloi in how many times? (352 days old)

CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, 'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.' HE LOOKS AT… more
a step nearer From lyndiloi in how many times? (355 days old)

Well our son has his interview date for 6th January the day I was supposed to fly home! Well he wants me to go with them to the interview so I managed to rearrange my flight til the 8th so I will be … more
Oh now I know From lyndiloi in how many times? (358 days old)

A middle-aged woman Seemed sheepish as she Visited her gynecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years! There's… more
bra sizes From lyndiloi in how many times? (358 days old)

What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.' 'W… more
the mom song From lyndiloi in how many times? (360 days old)

http://blogs.northlandchurch.net/2008/08/11/the-mom-song/ hey have a listen its great … more
do the maths From lyndiloi in how many times? (370 days old)

'To my dear wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 yrs. old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after re… more
paddy and mick From lyndiloi in how many times? (370 days old)

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. > >> They managed to bag six. > >> As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could > >> take only four m… more
bottle of wine From lyndiloi in how many times? (370 days old)

Bottle of wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. … more
who is in charge? From lyndiloi in how many times? (370 days old)

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothi… more
japanese fountain From lyndiloi in how many times? (374 days old)

japanese-mall-fountain.wmv hey copy and paste this or see it on youtube it is great… more
get your own back girls From lyndiloi in how many times? (375 days old)

Husband says to wife 'perhaps we should put some slimfast in the wash with your knickers might help you shed some inches off your hips' Not wishing to take this slur lightly the wife decides to get h… more
education From lyndiloi in how many times? (376 days old)

This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering mac… more
try this one From lyndiloi in how many times? (377 days old)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pe_C48cAw … more
apologies if you have already read these From lyndiloi in how many times? (377 days old)

Q: What's the definition of optimism?A: An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me o… more
From lyndiloi in how many times? (383 days old)

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me.' 'So you're 96,' the… more
your dreams From lyndiloi in how many times? (383 days old)

from the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen. You will still be here tomorrow your dreams may not. All the times that I have cried keeping all the things inside. I know I have to go. Its… more
positivity From lyndiloi in how many times? (386 days old)

I am trying yet again to remain positive its so strange knowing your whole life ahead of you is in the lap of someone elses whims. Tomorrow is the start of a new month and a new positive day its un… more
what a coincidence From lyndiloi in how many times? (386 days old)

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... He sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a … more